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Unplayable Lies: (The Only Golf Book Youll Ever Need) Dan Jenkins

Unplayable Lies: (The Only Golf Book Youll Ever Need)

Dan Jenkins

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ISBN : 9780385539753
Hardcover
272 pages
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 About the Book 

Forty-one essays on golf. Half of the essays are brand new, the others are all reworked and rewritten, based on pieces that were originally published inGolf Digest. Often biting, usually cranky, always hilarious and surprising—this is Dan Jenkins atMoreForty-one essays on golf. Half of the essays are brand new, the others are all reworked and rewritten, based on pieces that were originally published in Golf Digest. Often biting, usually cranky, always hilarious and surprising—this is Dan Jenkins at his best, writing about the sport he loves the most.Ive always wanted to do something for the golfer who has everything. I thought about a suede golf cart, or maybe a pair of cashmere Footjoys. Then I settled on writing this book. So begins Dan Jenkinss latest—and funniest—collection of golf essays. The book consists of thirty-eight essays, all of them, as Dan says in the first essay, are literally throbbing with opinion.In this book Dan delves into the greatest rounds of golf hes ever seen- the funniest things said on a golf course- the rivalries on tour and in the press box- the games most magical moments—and its most absurd. Unplayable Lies is an ode to the game Jenkins loves. But it is Dan Jenkins, so nothing—even the game of golf—can escape his wrath, his critical eye, or his acerbic pen. The best way to describe it is to turn the book over to Mr. Jenkins:In Titanic and I—probably the most hilarious and surprising essay in the book, telling true stories of Titanic Thompson: gambler, golf hustler, accused murderer, legendary storyteller—Dan explains how Titanic would win a wager by saying he could knock a bird off a telephone wire: Titanic would drop a ball on the ground and take out his four-wood, waggle it, and pretend to aim at the bird on the wire. When some sucker would bet him he couldnt do it, Ti would pull out a gun he carried and shoot the bird off the wire.In The Greatest Rounds: Show me a man who doesnt know what Arnold did in the last round of the 60 U.S. Open at Cherry Hills, and Ill show you a soccer fan in Paraguay.This is a perfect follow up to His Ownself. It even has an Introduction by Sally Jenkins, one of the countrys top sportswriters and Dans own darling daughter.